“This is The “Mad” Staff Sergeant coming to you live from an abandoned bunker in a classified location. Come and meet myself and my corporal. Learn all about feral vampires,the Vietnam War,and life during The age of The British Invasion and The Counter Culture.
You can check out my gear, my Native American accoutrements,learn about the Air Cavalry and the mounted cavalry.
Kiddos get your face camoed like a special forces commando! You won’t leave empty handed.
Looking forward to eat- I mean meet you!”